fat girl: fuck society! im beautiful. im curvy and proud.
doctor: you have type 2 diabetes
fuck this weather. it’s hot and dry and everything is going to burst into flames due to lack of rain. people will die en mass due to heatstroke, drought, and famine. then it will relentlessly rain for days. large populated areas will be flooded and thousands will drown in tsunamis and be swept away as riverbeds swell and dams burst. i wish orthanc was real so i could sit atop it in a lawn...